Emergency Banana Productions

Stop. Just stop, okay? You’re not fooling anyone. You’ve sent us almost 200 near-identical messages and NONE OF THEM HAVE MADE IT THROUGH. All you’ve done is wasted a few seconds of our precious time by forcing us to manually sort your spam (since a certain overlord who shall remain nameless has yet to set up our filter). So shut up and STOP SPAMMING US.

Dear Spammer.

Kindly stick your head and/or genitals into a blender filled with nails.

That is all.